Guys you should never date
Number 10 - You should never date the son of a friend of your family. It makes it awkward when you break up especially when his mother keeps calling your grandmother to see if you will reconsider getting back together with him.
Number 9 - You should never date the younger co-worker of your best friend's dad especially when the dad is in charge of the younger co-worker. Said, younger co-worker would be afraid to refuse when his work superior asks him if he's willing to be set up. Then, said, younger co-worker has a miserable evening and makes sure to let you know.
Number 8 - You should never date a friend of a super nice co-worker who doesn't explain to the guy that you are a bbw (big, beautiful woman) and when you finally meet after several lengthly phone calls you can tell he's not into bbw's. (His loss!)
Number 7 - You should never date a guy who can't handle you having a job where you make more money. This can lead to an uncomfortable dutch date where you order surf and turf and he orders from the children's menu. (Dude, at least, order from the list of appetizers.)
Number 6 - You should never date a guy who knows more about fashion and more show tunes then you do. That's a pretty good sign that you'll both be checking out the really hot guy sitting at the next table! (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Number 5 - You should never date a guy who dyes his hair. Of course, if it's a good dye job you'll never know it. But if it's not, your hands will turn black after you run your fingers through his hair.
Number 4 - You should never date the slightly strange guy from your college chorus because he will probably turn into weird stalker guy!
Number 3 - You should never date a guy that you like as a friend, but have no interest in it leading to romance. It makes both of you feel lousy!
Number 2- You should never date a guy who is friends with all of your friends. Makes the break up awkward!
And the number 1 reason you should never date a guy...
Is if said guy is on more prescription meds then a cancer patient.
Look for my next blog, "Fifty Shades of Criminal Minds."
Number 10 - You should never date the son of a friend of your family. It makes it awkward when you break up especially when his mother keeps calling your grandmother to see if you will reconsider getting back together with him.
Number 9 - You should never date the younger co-worker of your best friend's dad especially when the dad is in charge of the younger co-worker. Said, younger co-worker would be afraid to refuse when his work superior asks him if he's willing to be set up. Then, said, younger co-worker has a miserable evening and makes sure to let you know.
Number 8 - You should never date a friend of a super nice co-worker who doesn't explain to the guy that you are a bbw (big, beautiful woman) and when you finally meet after several lengthly phone calls you can tell he's not into bbw's. (His loss!)
Number 7 - You should never date a guy who can't handle you having a job where you make more money. This can lead to an uncomfortable dutch date where you order surf and turf and he orders from the children's menu. (Dude, at least, order from the list of appetizers.)
Number 6 - You should never date a guy who knows more about fashion and more show tunes then you do. That's a pretty good sign that you'll both be checking out the really hot guy sitting at the next table! (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
Number 5 - You should never date a guy who dyes his hair. Of course, if it's a good dye job you'll never know it. But if it's not, your hands will turn black after you run your fingers through his hair.
Number 4 - You should never date the slightly strange guy from your college chorus because he will probably turn into weird stalker guy!
Number 3 - You should never date a guy that you like as a friend, but have no interest in it leading to romance. It makes both of you feel lousy!
Number 2- You should never date a guy who is friends with all of your friends. Makes the break up awkward!
And the number 1 reason you should never date a guy...
Is if said guy is on more prescription meds then a cancer patient.
Look for my next blog, "Fifty Shades of Criminal Minds."
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