Top Ten Reasons I am Single
Number 10 - I had to date your entire Sunday School class.
Number 9 - You have commitment issues.
Number 8 - You dated me until you had gastric bypass and lost all of that weight. Then you broke up with me!!!
Number 7 - If this relationship had continued I would be living in a trailor in your Mother's yard.
Number 6 - If this relationship had continued there would be a Criminal Minds episode about what happened to me. (Not kidding people. I'll fill you in on this nut job later!)
Number 5 - You forget to mention you were already married in your personal's profile!
Number 4 - Seriously?! A purple suit?!
Number 3 - You've had more steady boyfriends than I have!
Number 2 - "You never call, baby when you say you will."
And the Number One Reason why I'm still Single........
"I just haven't met you yet."
Number 10 - I had to date your entire Sunday School class.
Number 9 - You have commitment issues.
Number 8 - You dated me until you had gastric bypass and lost all of that weight. Then you broke up with me!!!
Number 7 - If this relationship had continued I would be living in a trailor in your Mother's yard.
Number 6 - If this relationship had continued there would be a Criminal Minds episode about what happened to me. (Not kidding people. I'll fill you in on this nut job later!)
Number 5 - You forget to mention you were already married in your personal's profile!
Number 4 - Seriously?! A purple suit?!
Number 3 - You've had more steady boyfriends than I have!
Number 2 - "You never call, baby when you say you will."
And the Number One Reason why I'm still Single........
"I just haven't met you yet."
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