I'm dating Charlie Harper! (Thankfully, it's not Charlie Sheen. My guy's not done time in rehab.) But I am definitely dating Charlie Harper.
Charlie's good looking. My guy's good looking. (Seriously, good looking.)
Charlie has lots of money. My guy has lots of money.
Charlie works when he wants to. My guy works when he wants to.
Charlie is an alcoholic. Thankfully, my guy is not!
Charlie is a playa. My guy is a playa!
Charlie is afraid of commitment. My guy is afraid of commitment.
What's wrong with me?! I'm dating Charlie Harper! Seriously?!
Actually, I have dated a guy who's a lot like Charlie Harper. He's pretty well off, he's actually better looking than Charlie. He's been quite a ladies' man (although, no where near as much so as Charlie.) He's a real charmer and can wrap a woman around his finger in no time at all.
Dating Charlie Harper can be a lot of fun! He's always up for an evening out. He's excellent on long drives when I have to go out of town for work. He knows how to be charming and sweet. He knows how to properly wine and dine a date. He knows how to compliment a lady and make her feel good.
The only drawback is that he's "Charlie Harper." Charlie is not going to get serious with a girl. He's going to date them as long as it suits him. He's only going to be available when it suits him.
I realize I won't be marrying "Charlie Harper" in the future. But I think as long as I realize Charlie doesn't offer a future that it's okay to enjoy dating a fun guy like him for the time being.
I know. This isn't my typically funny blog, but I really wanted to share that I have indeed, dated a celebrity!
Charlie's good looking. My guy's good looking. (Seriously, good looking.)
Charlie has lots of money. My guy has lots of money.
Charlie works when he wants to. My guy works when he wants to.
Charlie is an alcoholic. Thankfully, my guy is not!
Charlie is a playa. My guy is a playa!
Charlie is afraid of commitment. My guy is afraid of commitment.
What's wrong with me?! I'm dating Charlie Harper! Seriously?!
Actually, I have dated a guy who's a lot like Charlie Harper. He's pretty well off, he's actually better looking than Charlie. He's been quite a ladies' man (although, no where near as much so as Charlie.) He's a real charmer and can wrap a woman around his finger in no time at all.
Dating Charlie Harper can be a lot of fun! He's always up for an evening out. He's excellent on long drives when I have to go out of town for work. He knows how to be charming and sweet. He knows how to properly wine and dine a date. He knows how to compliment a lady and make her feel good.
The only drawback is that he's "Charlie Harper." Charlie is not going to get serious with a girl. He's going to date them as long as it suits him. He's only going to be available when it suits him.
I realize I won't be marrying "Charlie Harper" in the future. But I think as long as I realize Charlie doesn't offer a future that it's okay to enjoy dating a fun guy like him for the time being.
I know. This isn't my typically funny blog, but I really wanted to share that I have indeed, dated a celebrity!
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