Jeff Foxworthy takes on online dating!

I've done the online dating thing off and on for several years.  I've discovered all sorts of guys online, ALL SORTS.  I've discovered that lots of the really, really good looking guys are just pictures people in Nigeria have posted to try to scam you.  (You really thought I would send money to South Africa because your dear old granny was back in the U.K. sick?)  I've discovered my neighbor's husband's profile.  (No, they were still married and she didn't know he was on a singles site trolling for women.)  I've discovered that 60 year old men think they can convince women they are just 45.  But more than anything, I've discovered that online dating profiles features an over abundance of rednecks. 

I'm hoping to pass this on to Jeff and have him use it in his next stand up routine.

You might have a redneck profile if...
                            you have a bandanna tied around your head.
                            you have posed in front of your bathroom mirror shirtless to take your profile picture.
                            you can see more of the deer's head than of your own in your profile pic.
                            all 10 of your pictures show you beside a vehicle (4-wheeler, Jeep, motorcycle, muscle
                            car, jacked up truck, tractor, dirt bike etc.)
                            you think "an" is the same as "and."
                            you don't bother to hit spell check before publishing your profile.
                            you are in camo carrying an automatic weapon posing beside a deer's body in your
                            profile pic.
                            your profile name contains any part of the following:
                                                                billy bob
                                                                tiger, cougar, lion
                                                                bear
                                                                "dalelives"
                                                                git 'er done
                                                                rambo
                                                                harley
                                                                davidson
                                                                stump
                                                                cun tree (and this could go on and on and on)
                            you are wearing overalls in your profile pic.
                            you think a cowboy hat, a sleeveless t-shirt tucked into tight blue jeans makes you look
                            hot.
                           
This list could literally go on and on forever.  And will probably include sequels in the future!