4/18/11

Cha-ching

Many years ago I dated Chaz.  Chaz was an okay guy, a bit boring.  But otherwise okay.  I actually knew Chaz through a family connection and I knew all of Chaz's family before we ever went out.  They were GREAT!  Looking back, I realize I probably liked Chaz's family more than I did him.  I loved his parents, I loved his siblings and his nieces and nephews.  Unfortunately, to keep them I would have had to keep Chaz as well. 
I eventually broke up with Chaz, mainly because he bored the stew out of me.
But for this blog, I'll share one of my earlier dates with Chaz... 
I actually dated Chaz when I worked at a bank.  (A bank!)  So, when Chaz came to pick me up one evening for a date he actually came through the drive thru where I was working shortly before we closed.  He cashed a check.  He cashed a small check.  He cashed a $20 check.  (It was the 90's so $20 went a bit further then it does today.)  But still it was a $20 check.  My co-worker cashed his check and when she checked his balance to see if he had enough money to cover the check I casually leaned over to look at the balance.  Chaz had several thousand in his checking account.  And he cashed a $20 check. 
Chaz went and parked in the employee lot and waited on me.  I quickly closed out my drawer and went out to meet him.  We left and went to Chattanooga.  He wanted to have dinner at Shoney's (it was the EARLY 90's.)  I readily agreed.  We had dinner and then ordered strawberry pie for dessert.  Yum!  My fav!  Afterwards we drove to the movie theater.  (Okay, I should tell you that at this point in my life I was a college graduate, but I was still working at my college job for minimum wage.)  He had cashed a check, I was basically broke all of the time and I didn't have more than $2 on me.  We went to the theater, asked for the tickets and he realized he didn't have enough money.
What?!  You have several thousand dollars in your bank account, but you didn't cash a big enough check to cover your date!  Ugh!  Unfortunately, my $2 didn't pay for the tickets.  We had to leave.  (Being that this was in my early 20's.)  I was SO horribly embarrassed!  The girl at the ticket counter just shook her head at me and gave me a pitying look.  Geez!
I guess that was the beginning of the end of Chaz. 

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